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Abbie Doobie
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Makes sense given his "tremendous" relationship with "the blacks".

Just put on some Weird Al for your kids.

Arnold, you need to quit screwing around with this shit and make that Conan the king movie.

"Arts" & "Entertainment"

For me, the Tarkin scenes were not as off-putting as the reviewer seems to have felt. He makes it sound like it's some Tron 2 level CGI. It's much better. Yes, it's not perfect, but it's pretty damn good.

How about a Home Alone reboot, set on a space station and "Kevin" is a kid Predator whose parents forgot about him when the went out hunting. Marv and Harry are two bumbling space marines. Or Xenomorphs.

Ambassador to Vietnam.

Because I'm dumb enough, I'm orange enough, and doggone it…people hate me.

This makes sense. I remember a mash-up of Robot Rock and Intergalactic from a while back that was also white hot shit.

Siskel thumbs downed Evil Dead 2, Predator, Unforgiven, The Terminator, Aliens, Silence of the Lambs, Full Metal Jacket, and Last Crusade. But I guess they both had their off reviews. Ebert didn't like this and gave Batman a thumbs down.

What the shit, Ebert didn't like it? Usually Siskel gets it wrong.

I thought his Vince Vaughnness worked well in Old School.

Just reboot them. Problem solved.

Then to hell vit him.

I'm not ashamed of my Krom worship.

…and Parker Posey.

"I just want my kids back."

Wow, the last good season of the Simpsons was 20 years ago.

They say Guile's theme goes with anything, but it usually gets skipped outside of the gym setting for me.

Benicio! You sonofabitch!