After 9 years of service, my Zune finally died this week. I loved that little device and am a little sad to finally see him bite the dust. Thanks for the memories, my friend.

Next into production, "Three Emcees". The story of Shadrach, Meshach, and Abednago.

Ooooo, funky boy!

It's just a TV show, damnit! It's just a TV show!

Airwolf, after they killed off Jan Michael Vincent and Ernest Borgnine in the same episode.

Suck a boner, dickbags.

Mediocre reasoning.

Jehova vs. Baal: The Final Nightmare

Jesus Christ.

God damn, my memory is foggy. That's right, he was the host. What a classic line-up.

Paul Hogan, presenter.

I care a lot about the Garbage Pail Kids. They never lie.

Hey Homer, do you like football? Do you like nachos?

That was special edition Return of the Jedi.

Fuck it, let's fantasize. Kurt Russell as Jack Burton playing me.

Nigel Tufnel: You know, I gave that jacket to Jeff Beck.
David St. Hubbins: Oh, that's nice. What did he say?
Nigel Tufnel: He said "fuck off".

You must be a comedian.

Jack McCoy and Claire Kincaide.

"It's like when you get invited to a party, and you don't show up…….it doesn't really matter."

I'll take Simms over Aikman and Buck any day.