Dracula is one of the handful of films I have seen twice in the theater. I thought this movie was the shit when I was 15. Been a while since I've seen it but I still have a soft spot for it. I used to use Dracula's "see me now" mind trick. It doesn't work.

Miss the days of Modell and Chang eating weird shit. Mostly Chang.

It's like a salad, only bigger. With lots of stuff in it.

I remember one of Dieter's first guests on Sprockets was Butch Patrick (Ben Stiller).
"May I touch your vidow's peak?"

He has a high level punchable face.

Time to bring in a ringer, Lorne.

Love Val Kilmer, that James Horner score, and Sorsha. Mostly Sorsha.

And now to bring back the Mc D.L.T.

Don't know if you watched that trailer or not, but holy shit, I think it's safe to say Ridley Scott won that duel.

Darkness is rising.

Porno. Porno! Porno!!!

Spielberg has chosen….poorly.

I say bring back Isaac Hayes. Kids are going to want to see the original Duke of New York.

Furisoa stand alone movie. Don't need Max.

Reed Rothchild is almost as good a name as Dirk Diggler.

Shall I have Snotty beam you down?

It's because the new cast doesn't give great helmet.

Editors must have read my mind. Just watched Big Adventure last night.

You're a crook, Captain Hook…

I was going to say this song would fit perfectly on an EA FIFA game soundtrack and research shows that it is.