If I win the lottery, I'll finance it myself. But I don't like the odds on that happening.

Dredd 2.

Shut up Mohd. Wait, you're not Mohamad Berman. What is it with Mohamads?

#downvotebieber

Hopefully a freak accident will kill Bieber and Ryan Seacrest at the same time. Exploding on stage like a Spinal Tap drummer will do just fine.

Come on.

Spaceballs the Reboot

Meanwhile, in China.

Out of respect for your tireless efforts to slander Lena Dunham whenever possible, I'll promise to lay off Tom then.

Don't want a douche winning the SB so any team that doesn't have Tom Brady as QB will do.

Last 10 seasons? You've got to start with season 9.

I wash myself with a rag on a stick.
Look out Itchy, he's Irish!
My only real friends are grown up nerds like Gore Vidal. And even he's kissed more boys than I ever will. Girls Lisa, boys kiss girls.
Welcome to your new home, neglectarenos!
Get confident, stupid!

Yep. Max encounters a gang wearing typical wasteland bondage gear except they all are wearing a different furry head.

Is there anyone below Clark Duke? No brave soul in Hollywood is "the poor man's Clark Duke"?

Yep, that song takes me back to 9th grade.

I'll buy latex from her any day.

Ha ha, you're so quirky!

J.K. Simmons! Big fan since Dr. Skoda/Vern Schillinger days.

George: Remember that time we were waiting in a Chinese restaurant?
Jerry: Yeah.
George: That's a show.

I'm in, but only if it's a feature length version of "Moe Better Booze".