Sad to admit I live near Terrebonne Parish. I'm sure no one will be surprised to know that this is staged as hell. Some of this stuff did kind of really happen… but it was stage, dramatized, and reshot for this show.

Sad to admit I live near Terrebonne Parish. I'm sure no one will be surprised to know that this is staged as hell. Some of this stuff did kind of really happen… but it was stage, dramatized, and reshot for this show.

Want to add my support that I would love you guys to write about Adventure Time! One of the best cartoons on the air right now and infinitely rewatchable. Also, I named my kitty cat after Marceline. She eats the color red.

What about Hodor penis? Hodor!

I disagree. There's something icky about it. Spinning a sign is at least some kind of work. To me, this more has an air of — "Oh hey, you were going to be on the streets anyway so here — hold my router" — than giving actual work. And painting it as some kind of solution or awareness campaign for homelessness triples…

Most 911 operations are government-run which and the calls are public record, similar to police cam video and arrest reports. You can get them, but the police either have to be cooperative in releasing them or you have to make a public records request. I work for a newspaper, so we don't typically use 911 audio, but…

I don't think it would have been too hard to drive to Lockhart.

I don't think you have to be a Mexican to be offended by flour tortilla enchiladas. I am a white Texan who grew up in Corpus Christi (and thus attended many a quinceanera), and I was yelling at my T.V.

Christ. My little sister still hesitates getting on escalators to this day because of an episode we saw together where some kid got his jacket stuck in the escalator and the escalator kept pulling the material in until the kid nearly suffocated to death.

My mom was briefly a mormon. She explained this by telling us that she lived on a farm, her dad died when they were teenagers and her mother couldn't drive, so they went to the only church within walking distance, which was a Mormon temple. They gave her a scholarship to BYU cause she was very poor so she stayed…

I was waiting for someone to mention this. Was surprised its not on the list, but I guess it was only a big book locally. Chris Rose wrote some of the most potent stuff about Katrina in his columns.

i realized I needed to stop playing the Sims
when I started to sort all of my human interactions and conversations into positive ones that garnered a plus (+) sign and friendship points, and negative (-) ones that pushed us closer to enemies.

Cash Money Bagola
I work at a small south Louisiana newspaper, and we had an awesome birth announcement last year for a baby named "Cash Money Bagola." We laughed at first, but the more I thought about it, all versions of this name could be badass, i.e. Cash Bagola, C. Money Bagola, etc.

My small town newspaper ran a hugely popular feature on a roadside stand that sells raccoon meat. The Associated Press picked it up!

I too am disturbed by the lack of dick jokes in the column when discussing the cereal. The photo clearly looks like Robin Hood's Box O'Dicks cereal. I thought I knew you better, AV Club.

You're wrong — Louisiana is the best place for buying alcohol. Beer, wine, and liquor is sold in gas stations, grocery stores, wal-mart, and even some pharmacies (I tend to buy mine at a CVS on the corner on my way home). Also: drive through daquiri bars. And if you're tired of the bar you're in, you don't have to…

Jack and Diet Coke at home, or vodka and orange juice — it's like a nighttime breakfast for alcoholics! Abita or Shiner at the bar, because I like to give props to my decent local beers. Dixie if I'm poor. It's not so bad for being dirt cheap!