Also the drummer from Alk3 writes A LOT of the music. Matt and Dan admit he can run circles around them in terms of pure musical talent.

Between being drugged out of his mind every time I've seen Alk3 live and joining Blink-182, Matt Skiba seems to be doing everything he can to alienate his fans.

Oh god, the unholy union of Goldfinger and Blink-182. Just thinking about it makes my stomach churn. I know Skiba's got to pay the bills, but he's really slumming it here.

The fact that many people are more interested in more or less turning the US into a police state than actually trying to have sensible gun control laws boggles my mind.

As the owner of the original Trout Mask, I refuse to speak that name.

I dunno, but Bubhub is where Wolverine finds an endless stream of henchmen to fight.

If there's one thing the American police force is known for, it's a careful, measured response that is never aggressive or otherwise provoking.

Do people routinely do this? I've only seen someone do it once (at a hockey game, of all places) and they were mercilessly mocked.

There's a great Nick Swardson joke where he describes sitting and listening to his nephew talk about various Pokemon in depth and at length, and him in turn bringing his nephew into the kitchen and describing the various cleaning products under the sink in detail.

To be fair, the AVC doesn't exactly have a staff of investigative reporters on retainer and this does a pretty good job of expanding on the article it links to.

Your Lomo will be giving people FOMO.

If the film Night On Earth is to be believed, pumpkins may be the ideal choice.

Better an apple than a prickly pear.

I totally understand this argument, but as someone who has moved around a lot the past decade or so and is generally terrible at keeping in touch with people, I do enjoy being able to get little updates about what people I've known over the years are up to on social media, even it's just some minutiae like "Cool,…

Meatloaf?

Apple - we won't work directly with the government, but we're totally cool with undermining your rights, as long as it's in a thinly veiled way.

That thing is dangerous. Some obscure Amazon competitor had a B1G1 Criterion sale a few years ago and I spent like $300 on what now constitutes roughly half the DVDs I own.

"Hey girl, wanna get lit and diagram some sentences together?"

"Book selling chai?" Sentient beverages are going to be selling literature there? Way to bury the lede.

She kind of looks like Kat Dennings' basic cable equivalent to me.