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Having to supervise a stereotypical know it all 20 year old for work was one of the most frustrating experiences of my life. I've never lobbied so hard for someone to lose their job.

Plus we would have missed out on so many great tall jokes like him looking like "a telephone pole covered in melted wax."

Man, it's great to have Dormer back after wasting her for so much of this season. So many subtle little touches that conveyed that her character wasn't really brainwashed to the viewer without tipping her hand to the Sparrow.

Spoiler alert: The Moon (though probably not the version portrayed by Noel Fielding.)

The answer is always no. You are never doing it right.

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The aforementioned schoolgirl scene is shown in the trailer and the smash cut (that lasts about half a second) to Fox's midriff is so awkward it's one of the most unintentionally hilarious things I've ever seen. Sandwiched in the middle of 2 minutes of CGI and awful forced "hijinks" you get the briefest moment of a

I mean I had the odds against it but Duncan Jones has a pretty great track record so I was hoping it might be OK.

I can only imagine the deleterious effects that watching From Dusk Til Dawn has on your mind.

someone fired blunder etc etc

I hope this turns out to be part of a really convoluted ad campaign for Swiss Army Man.

Someone really hates Grace & Frankie.

This sounds cool and all, but I'm still hoping for my Gun, with Occasional Music adaptation.

Sadly that's probably not going to happen, what with how much cheaper it is to shoot in Canada (which already was a stand in for Minnesota and North Dakota for Fargo).

Those first few sentences are rough. Maybe try to focus on a concise joke that's actually funny instead of the "unfunny shotgun scatter" next time.

I mean, that prawn emoji is basically presenting like a mandrill.

These people sound awful. Just make a generically zombie themed restaurant like the fantastic Zombie Burger in Des Moines and stop trying to piggy back off other people's success.

Let it be known, loyal followers - ALIEN JESUS DEMANDS PIZZAZZ.

Also it adds potential to make some pretty questionable decisions that aren't needed with audio. Small actually wore brownface when portraying Victor, which was probably not the best choice.