I just watched the trailer for Lady Dynamite and I cannot wait. I was onboard for Bamford alone, but the supporting cast is unbelievable.

The opposite of assless chaps.

Stephen Tobolowsky. Or maybe a rare non VO performance by Dan Castellaneta.

"Look at how my body goes with these claws. I don't need to deal with amateur intergalactic crime fighters."

I know the MPAA and TV censors handle different things, but has there ever been a better summary of the weird American attitude towards the human anatomy than when the producers of Hannibal were told to dump more fake blood on dead bodies because they were showing too much butt crack?

Marc Maron's bit from a few years ago about the insufferability of hardline atheists nails it perfectly. "We understand your point, it's just that when you talk about it, we hate you."

Tom Hardy clearly made a deal with the devil, where he gets to look like that but has to sound like he's gargling mashed potatoes whenever he speaks.

I only know who Pat Boone is because of that one Operation Ivy song.

I don't know if this is actually true, but years ago a friend told me that in some places in Utah if you have an out of state ID you need a permit to purchase alcohol in bars and restaurants. If it was anywhere but Utah, I would assume this couldn't possibly be the case.

Counterpoint: For all his financial success, James is best known for skeeving on underage girls on the internet. Dave is married to Alison Brie.

Counterpoint: For all his financial success, James is best known for skeeving on underage girls on the internet. Dave is married to Alison Brie.

When I was a child I once asked my father who invented the steering wheel.

I only knew about it because the friend who introduced me to The West Wing also told me about how one episode was ostensibly Aaron Sorkin recreating his feud with Television Without Pity.

*Reagan upvotes from his grave*

"They came here looking for upvotes, but what they found was something much more sinister…"

Before the censors got to it, Alf was constantly on the hunt for cocaine instead of cats.

It's only a matter of time until we get a gritty reboot based on that weird anti-drug cartoon from the 90's that united the Ninja Turtles, Care Bears, Smurfs and Garfield (along with others I'm sure I'm forgetting).

It was called Wacky Races and it was a treasured part of my childhood, you intergalactic meanie.

Obligatory post informing anyone who hasn't seen it that Walk Hard is one of the most brilliant comedies of all time and that John C. Reilly's performance is flawless.

There was a brief, dark period where the American public had a mild infatuation with Schneider following the success of the original Deuce Bigalow and he had a few leading roles.