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Beerfest and Beer League make for a fine double feature. Feel free to throw Dirty Work in there somewhere too.

Patton Oswalt - Manly Corporate Mule Fighter.

Like half the cast of Dexter appeared in Oz beforehand and were perfectly decent. I think the actors were fine, but you can only do so much with the clunky dialogue and half-baked B and C plots everyone not named Dexter tended to get stuck with.

I read Red Dragon after watching the first two seasons of Hannibal. I generally don't care for books about serial killers, be they true crime or otherwise, but Dancy and Fuller made Will Graham too intriguing a character to not want to know more about. Plus it's fun to spot the differences and the little bits of plot

I believe you.

I like the stop motion idea if only because in my mind in some convoluted way it will lead to Dino Stamatopolous writing absurd things for Michael Keaton to say, which sounds just heavenly.

Whereeeeeeeeeeee oh whereeeeeeee-wolf

…in it's entirety, with the pauses, as Lindsey Buckingham intended.

I watched the first two eps of Flaked and The Characters this morning and was not particularly impressed by either. I had high hopes for the Lapkus episode and it got a few laughs but those "Single Celeb" sketches just felt like she was doing a shitty impression of Jenny Slate on a less interesting version of Burning

Forget it, Flag. It's Polka-town.

"Concrete bunghole where dreams are made up."

This article was worth reading just to find out that people with names like Amadeus Serafini and Bex Taylor-Klaus exist.

He sounds like he's in middle school. It's laughably bad.

I actually thought they were using some of that Social Network face duplicating SFX and that Cohen was playing both parts before I read this.

"Boy, Albini can really play the clarinet." File under phrases I never expected to read under any circumstance.

He was my least favorite Mega Man Robot Master. Getting the ability to use the Pythagorean theorem wasn't particularly helpful.

If Street Fighter taught us anything, it's that a film can never suffer from being stuffed to the brim with characters.

After that backward ass shit Tiegs said about the "plus sized" SI model it could be kind of cathartic to see her eaten by a shark.

Say what you will about edited content, but it did give us such brilliant turns of phrase as "This is what happens when you find a stranger in the Alps."

I saw the trailer for this before Deadpool and was just in awe at how terrible it looked. Hopefully this puts a nail in the coffin on this weird movie spin-off/prequel/sequel craze. The only good things to come of it are Hannibal and PFT yelling "I WANT THAT PILL."