This week's SNL will take place at the corner of First and First, aka The Nexus of the Universe.

There's something kind of hilarious about contrasting this technique to Yojimbo and some of his other earlier samurai movies, where people basically have a sword run under their arm/across their body with no visible damage (like the first two kills here, although they try to make up for it with the gratuitous shot of…

Him and Stradivarius smasher Jimmy James could be good friends.

I was watching my Mighty Boosh DVDs the other day and realized John Oliver did the VO on an ad for BBC America. For once I actually found myself stopping from skipping straight to the menu.

See, I just think his face looks like he's just pooped his tunic.

I have an irrational fear of being killed by THE Polar bear, which is on top of the Polar Beverages building in Worcester, MA. Something about that thing just feels off….

If DOOM is to be believed, also full of various terrifying demons and the occasional exploding green barrel.

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If you haven't heard it, the episode of I Was There Too with Diane Franklin from Better Off Dead is delightful - https://soundcloud.com/i-wa…

The Burton version is more true to the source material in some ways but I could not get behind Depp's Wonka. He just came across as so mean spirited to me.

I watched that documentary about Studio Ghibli last night. It was quite enjoyable. I would love to have a beer with Miyazaki sometime.

"How do you do, fellow misanthropes?"

I was going to complain that $5 an episode seems a little steep, then I remember I paid more than that when I pledged $80 for 14 future episodes of MST3K, so I guess I'll just shut up and resume being excited.

Oh man, the unholy trinity of Corona, cheeseburgers and Faygo is not a combination any small intestine should endure.

His Sisyphean struggle to get a studio audience was really something. That said, I found the creator too grating to ever feel too much sympathy about the whole thing.

I will second Walk Hard and give an honorable mention to anything involving Jon Brion, particularly Eternal Sunshine and Punch-Drunk Love.

CNN made a documentary about a Breckenridge dispensary called High Profits. It was surprisingly good and pretty interesting. (Fittingly, one of the major issues that marijuana dispensaries seem to face is an overcrowded market.)

Given the fact that there's a pretty salient connection between thyroid health and cognitive functioning, that would certainly explain a thing or two.

Or head straight to Netflix without even airing, in Kimmy Schmidt's case.

As Will Arnett taught us in his amazing appearance as himself in Human Giant, dicks barf, they don't fart.