AH! Tonight was so good! A few things…
1) Zooey was bad… but I was expecting Katie Holmes caliber bad so I was pleasantly surprised
2) The fake outs are stupid… there are better ways people
3) Adam Shankman is a terrible actor —- during the Lindsey/Whitney fake out: "This makes me sick" was not convincing
4) That ballet…

oh Tyce… I just want to smack you on that over dramatic face of yours.

oh Tyce… I just want to smack you on that over dramatic face of yours.

I know its Lifetime… but this was a terrible thing to air the night before Fathers Day. Hey Dads, your daughter will go on a class trip, get stranded on an island, and then get deflowered

I know its Lifetime… but this was a terrible thing to air the night before Fathers Day. Hey Dads, your daughter will go on a class trip, get stranded on an island, and then get deflowered

Yeah I still watch Chelsie Hightower's audition and none of those girls had the control in their legs. That girl was brill day one

Yeah I still watch Chelsie Hightower's audition and none of those girls had the control in their legs. That girl was brill day one

I am glad somebody else loves ballroom like I do. I was freaking out over it last night and my friend I was watching it with looked at me like I was insane.

I am glad somebody else loves ballroom like I do. I was freaking out over it last night and my friend I was watching it with looked at me like I was insane.

Yes, I need an explanation for why so many people in Utah dance… especially mormons….
they showed way too many bad ballroom dancers while they let who seemed good slide by (Fun Fact - Lindsey and Whitney are Chelsie Hightower's students)

Yes, I need an explanation for why so many people in Utah dance… especially mormons….
they showed way too many bad ballroom dancers while they let who seemed good slide by (Fun Fact - Lindsey and Whitney are Chelsie Hightower's students)

The piano man in the dance studio is the piano man from Glee
BOOM - Details

The piano man in the dance studio is the piano man from Glee
BOOM - Details

I love how there was a nudity warning at the beginning of this episode and it ended up being because of the end when John Slattery is naked…. genius

I love how there was a nudity warning at the beginning of this episode and it ended up being because of the end when John Slattery is naked…. genius

I mean, nothing against Dtrix for having a favorite. But every single time they performed - "That was the greatest performance in the history of ABDC"…. it was just really funny. And the crying…. I think terrible things are funny.

I mean, nothing against Dtrix for having a favorite. But every single time they performed - "That was the greatest performance in the history of ABDC"…. it was just really funny. And the crying…. I think terrible things are funny.

I watched this episode in pieces so I saw that Mos Wanted and Electrolytes were both in the bottom before I saw 8 Flavah's performance. I was annoyed because I though Mos Wanted and Electrolytes both deserved to be in the Finale before the girls but I was completely impressed by 8's performance. I dont think even…

I watched this episode in pieces so I saw that Mos Wanted and Electrolytes were both in the bottom before I saw 8 Flavah's performance. I was annoyed because I though Mos Wanted and Electrolytes both deserved to be in the Finale before the girls but I was completely impressed by 8's performance. I dont think even…

Debbie Allen is the old wise grandmother of dance…. if she ever told me I was born to dance, i'd probably burst into tears