Boom. Naples, you've just been "Dadded."

This sounds like a job for Pickle!

Don't worry. He slipped a little homophobia in there, too.

That could take a while. Would you bring anything to eat?

I can't tell if you liked Hoop Dreams or not…

Please tell me you use Michael Jordan's HoF speech.

It was 45 minutes tops. And Travolta was semi-hard like, 20 minutes in.

Is travesty too old timey?

I prefer American Beauty to As Good as It Gets.

Going down this list, I began making mental notes for all the movies I need to watch or rewatch.

Quentin has definitely bought into the Tarantino hype—which, to me, tends to be a fatal flaw for an artist.

That's pretty rad. I've often wondered if John Williams is the best composer working in modern films, or if he just gets the most high profile gigs.

Haha. I had the same experience. A friend lent me his Korn and Insane Clown Posse albums to encourage my fandom.

I never bothered to erase their album that came on my phone, so every once in a while a song I don't recognize will pop up, and I'll listen closely for 10 seconds before thinking, Oh it's that perfectly adequate and forgettable U2 album.

We only play 80s Joel, so take your skank hooker wife and get the fuck out of here!

I'm roughly the same age as you and also never really got into Korn, Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, etc. that dominated radio during my high school years.

I'm more genuinely impressed that people know these things. Before the re-releases I felt like one of the only people in the world who liked the Star Wars.

After watching that scene, I always wondered if Hoth was also the location of the Island of Misfit Toys.

You guys sure know a lot about the music of Star Wars.

No such thing for Woody Allen.