I actually like Girls. And I've always been a little mystified at how much hate Dunham gets on this site (at least in the comments).

Obviously.

She's funny.

Speaking from personal experience, about ten years ago I fantasized about Chuck Norris and his roundhouse kicks a fair amount.

I remember when a person could see a politician or pundit go on a rambling, disjointed, hateful rant such as this, and the person could think to his or herself—Your time is just about over, buddy. You are obviously demented and the average American sees through your bullshit.

Well, there's the money aspect, which can't be discounted. If you can get by on $30 a day—which includes food, lodging, travel fares, drugs, and beer (and sounds borderline impossible)—six weeks of travel and an $800 round-trip flight would cost you a little over $2000.

You didn't like The Ghostbusters cartoon?

For some reason, I automatically have a distaste for anyone who casually mentions the summer that they backpacked through Europe.

I'll give you six inches. I mean guesses! What I mean is I'll give you three guesses!

Sooooo…she mostly just wants attention.

But you hate dog shit?

I like food. Food is good. Juicy burgers. Juicy fries.

There is no fucking way that a film called The Sin of Harold Diddlebock was ever greenlit, filmed, and distributed by a movie studio.

Come clean about what?

As a gentleman who is roughly age of the author, I'm curious how I would feel about going to a festival and seeing bands of my youth playing their hits from almost 20ish years ago. I never got into bands like Korn, Slipknot, etc., so the lineup for me would include Weezer, Blink, Rage, other MoR 90s rock bands, and,…

And wasn't Bridesmaids just a knockoff of that pile of shit called the Hangover?

It's a doggy dog world, and people need to be aware of there fuckups.

Because I wasn't sure how sushi was defined and I figured that I had been eating the sushi equivalent of a black bean burger, which is also delicious.

I still say prettay, prettay good, and I've got style for miles and miles.

I enjoyed my time waiting tables and tending bar, but I certainly don't miss it. Mostly because of people like the woman you described.