I would say that it's definitely not as popular as Chinese food, and probably Japanese as well, here in the States.

I'm not a parent, and I don't give two shits what parents tell their kids about Santa, but telling a child that Santa Claus is real is one-hundred percent lying to them.

I've read that kids' aversion to new foods was an evolutionary development to prevent cavechildren from eating poisonous items.

Two things.

Are we talking about his beady eyes now?

Make sure you wear a rubber, dude. That koozie gets around. Like a record.

Sometimes I almost wish Jesus would actually return to earth just to show these dipshits how wrong they are.

To me, it looks like a hard *.

Gotta love the stealth firstie.

Tomorrow, I'm going to kill myself.

It was actually a Kong.

It definitely seems like the production company should be the ones at fault, rather than CSX.

I can't imagine how terrifying that must've been for those crew members.

Sure. I've never collected on anyone's policy, so I don't know if I would feel conflicted or not. I can see how a wrongful death settlement could be more difficult to handle, though.

Mak'er? I barely even know 'er!

I believe it was Chris Rock who said that the lower one is on the social totem pole, the better boxer they are—which would make Native Americans the toughest people in America.

I'm curious what went on in that jury room.

The world is a complicated place, son. But always remember this:

"When I hit it imma kill it imma get it like…"

Excluding life insurance policies?