I pretty much only see them on TV in public places (bars, waiting rooms, etc.), but I find it hard to believe that anyone enjoys/actually buys that these talking heads are that emotionally invested in the Blue Jays middle reliever situation.

This part of the thread is about Tom Green. Not the Trump/Kushner family.

They're all globalists, dead set on imposing a shadowy new world government that will keep good, decent, hardworking, white Americans down. Duh.

Vinyl is for poseurs. I'm a cassette man, myself.

He got a "small, million-dollar loan" from his dad when he was starting out. Also, all of his dad's real estate connections.

So, we can safely say that black people are better than gay people at recognizing their own best interests?

I thought Groban acquitted himself well. Obviously, Hannity and the "commie elite" crowd seemed a bit unhinged.

Really? I imagine most of the Trump fans I know would consider him to be an effete east-coast closet case.

It's pretty fucking obvious that he's not "one of us."

Sorry to derail your conversation—which bothers me in no way—but I'm curious how this subject came up in a Last Week Tonight Newswire.

Couldn't be worse than the first Ewok movie.

When a problem comes along…

Whoa, spoilers—I'm reading a history of the Cretaceous era right now and I don't want to know how it ends.

Elected Dubya *twice*

Soon you'll be able to play Mortal Kombat with a friend in Vietnam!

Yeah, but you live in Nebraska, and you guys just finished the 90s, like, six weeks ago.

Last I heard (5ish years ago) they were called the Homelanders. They were pretty much everyone too young to remember 9/11. Don't know if that moniker stuck.

In my day, "tweens" meant identical weiners.

Genius.

I'm gonna have to see his dick, and whether there is any coke on it, to determine if that is indeed Claude Coleman.