You were the kid who had nothing left but marshmallows at the end of his lucky charms.

Smart, smart. You ever consider writing a book?

Naw man, you're good.

Prematurely ejaculating in front two women?

Imagine if he found out that she sometimes fantasizes about other men.

Maybe I'm wrong, but I was under the impression that the first date was basically trying to establish a connection and demonstrate that you're not a serial killer—also that you may even be fuckable—while the second date is when you disclose potentially disqualifying information (I'm married/divorced, I need XYZ to…

Kinkos!

Nobody does—that's why god created settling.

I just assume they're all fake.

Maybe she can fix him!

I have but one upvote to give.

That depends. How cheap are you?

It's not quite a pop, and it's not quite a puppet, but man…

Ooohhh. Sorry. The answer we were looking for was downward croc.

In my experience, recent Democratic presidents tend to skew younger, so we get to see their daughters in all their gawky tween glory (Chelsea, the Obamas, Amy Carter), while the Republican daughters have already passed through that phase. For example, Jenna Bush was 20 when her dad took office.

I don't get it. Julie Nixon looks like a perfectly normal woman to me.

Is this thing on???

It has such a talented cast.

So, we're not doing "phrasing" any more?

Maybe, but he's new to this, so we're just gonna let him break whatever rules and protocols he feels like for a while.