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Scruffy. The Janitor.
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Come again?

I got an ice cream. And you can't have it.

I've had it with these motherfuckin' Smiths in this motherfuckin' Matrix™.

Someone get Topher Grace on the case!

What ever happened to Tity Boi?

My father went to school with a guy named Harry Bunch, which amused 10-year-old me to no end.

Tell us about the pod racing…

Clever.

Without me there is nothing. I'm the only thing that dies.

In their high school yearbook, John was voted coolest and Paul was voted most talented.

He may have been B Squad,but he was B Squad leader.

They definitely weren't "cool," but Hey Jealousy is legit good.

It's really starting to sink in for me that, if I live long enough, I will watch everyone die.

I'm certainly not going to argue in favor of Cornell's canonization.

I'm starting to think that there was an implied "of his generation" in his comment. Which is true.

Definitely a rock star in the classic sense of the phrase. Iconic look, goes by one name, wears sunglasses 24/7.

Yeah. I feel like to be a "rock star" that you have to achieve a level and of monetary success/notoriety to the average joe/infamy to qualify.

Well, he does, but only up to ten.

I guess the "real" aspect is up for debate, but Bono is both a rock musician and a fucking superstar, albeit, not necessarily in the Zepplin/Stones/Kiss mold.