Is that a real thing?

Charles Nelson Reilly? He's our man.

I wan thinking a new screen name for our resident Dadaist. He seems to cycle through them quickly enough.

Yeah. I guess this is the most likely scenario.

Go on…

Any theories as to why a person would go through all this trouble to repeatedly place this seemingly nonsense message around the country?

My girlfriend and I were listening to the radio yesterday and heard the audio of this interview.

Yeah but Jeff Bridges tho

Sadly, I read the book, which was also a fucking trainwreck. I can't imagine the film was any less treacly, but it couldn't have been more pretentious.

He's such a needledick.

Bowfinger.

Gesundheit.

Ellie Kemper? Maybe it's just class envy—because she seems like a perfectly nice woman—but I would have a hard time reading about the incredibly short journey of a 36 year-old who was born at the top of the pyramid?

As a man-person, I've got to say, you make this book sound fairly interesting. Maybe I'll buy the CliffsNotes.

Which is why we pay them less—to make everything fair!

Either Fey or Pohler was on Fresh Air a while back to plug their book and told an anecdote about snooping through their "dumb" boyfriend's journals and finding out that they were his "ugly" girlfriend.

This explains the Seinfeld-Superman fascination. The conspiracy runs deep!

I wonder if Jarome Iginla also recently converted to nazi-ism…

I used to play my guitar through a Fender FM 212. But then I upgraded to a tube amp and my anti-semitism cleared right up.

You wanna peel the onion. You should be naked.