Quiet, Chapelle!

Yeah. Someone could come up with a plausible argument for multiple characters being able to lay claim to "best" on most of these selections (Jack vs. Liz, Disco Stu vs. Homer, Ron vs. Leslie), but Tony Soprano towers over every other character on that show.

I don't know about Fey being my favorite, though.

I tried joining, but ended up in the Alan Freed Fan Club instead.

No, but she is the 8th cousin of Andy Moog, Stanley Cup winning backup goalie!

Well I'm reverse reserving mine!

Come again?

The one time I ever ate Chick-fil-a, I found a bug in my food, and the store refused to give me a refund, instead offering me a bunch of coupons for more Chick-fil-a.

Although that bit was gold, I always thought it inaccurate.

Nursery rhyme jokes from old people? Were they Dice fans?

I'm a firm believer that the average jerk is a stupid asshole.

You might be beautiful on the outside like Kevin Bacon, but you're ugly on the inside like Tommy Lee Jones on the outside. And the inside.

Does Donald Glover count as a comedian, or has he transcended that tag?

If you go by the War Paint cover (do you call it a cover if it's made for Netflix?) Iliza is pretty stunning.

"The episode where she actually comes out is one of the highest rated TV episodes of all time."

Why does Chloe, the largest Kardashian, not simply eat the other five?

The candle that burns twice as bright burns half as long.

I want Drake to murder my vagina.

Your experience may be that no one cared when Ellen came out, but I imagine that your experience was anomalous.

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