LOUD NOISES!!!

LOUD NOISES!!!

I'm surprised that, given Tobolowsky's historic Midas touch, Heroes didn't turn out better.

I'm surprised that, given Tobolowsky's historic Midas touch, Heroes didn't turn out better.

Your friends sound pretty stupid.

Your friends sound pretty stupid.

I thought it was pretty good until Sylvester Stallone showed up and ruined the whole thing.

I thought it was pretty good until Sylvester Stallone showed up and ruined the whole thing.

I forgot that this existed. My father would be so ashamed of me.

I forgot that this existed. My father would be so ashamed of me.

There's a Keith Richards joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can think of it.

There's a Keith Richards joke in here somewhere, but I'll be damned if I can think of it.

I've seen them as the opening band, headliners, and 30-minute slot festival acts, and maybe I've caught them on good nights, but their performances have always been top notch.

I've seen them as the opening band, headliners, and 30-minute slot festival acts, and maybe I've caught them on good nights, but their performances have always been top notch.

Yeah, I would've liked to see Office Space on this list.  Now that I think of it, not too may comedies on here at all.

Yeah, I would've liked to see Office Space on this list.  Now that I think of it, not too may comedies on here at all.

At first, I read your last line as "And if not, consider praying for her."

At first, I read your last line as "And if not, consider praying for her."

Also, Dude, retard is not the preferred nomenclature.

Also, Dude, retard is not the preferred nomenclature.