My Ottoman's band is called Jesus Rape.

My Ottoman's band is called Jesus Rape.

It's okay.  My Ottoman thinks that he's Joe Biden.

It's okay.  My Ottoman thinks that he's Joe Biden.

I think Paris Jackson would be charging the royalties, right?

I think Paris Jackson would be charging the royalties, right?

So you have no frame of reference here, Mommy.

Agreed.  It was definitely a ghost-turd-no-wiper, the kind where there is no actual evidence of a shit taking place.

Agreed.  It was definitely a ghost-turd-no-wiper, the kind where there is no actual evidence of a shit taking place.

Sounds similar to Nubianman.

Sounds similar to Nubianman.

Good point.  They should have shown how this worked in an earlier episode, but maybe they thought that it would be telegraphing too much.  Also, I guess Mike didn't have the money to distribute in earlier episodes.

Good point.  They should have shown how this worked in an earlier episode, but maybe they thought that it would be telegraphing too much.  Also, I guess Mike didn't have the money to distribute in earlier episodes.

Yeah, I thought it was similar to the joke in the pilot episode (I think it was the pilot, and I'm too lazy to look it up) where they showed an old clip of Ralph from The Honeymooners threatening his wife with "To the moon!" and saying that this was the inspiration for space travel—a comic misunderstanding of the…

Yeah, I thought it was similar to the joke in the pilot episode (I think it was the pilot, and I'm too lazy to look it up) where they showed an old clip of Ralph from The Honeymooners threatening his wife with "To the moon!" and saying that this was the inspiration for space travel—a comic misunderstanding of the…

I wanted to comment on how Hall is in the empire business, but that sonovabitch O' Neal referenced in his last sentence.  Now how am I going to show everyone that I'm clever and witty?

I wanted to comment on how Hall is in the empire business, but that sonovabitch O' Neal referenced in his last sentence.  Now how am I going to show everyone that I'm clever and witty?

I'm significantly older than traditional college freshmen, and I can barely remember Kurt Cobain being alive.  I mostly remember Weird Al's "Smells like Nirvana."  Now that was a video.

I'm significantly older than traditional college freshmen, and I can barely remember Kurt Cobain being alive.  I mostly remember Weird Al's "Smells like Nirvana."  Now that was a video.

Maybe, but can he pack heat like Ziggy?