Are you seriously saying that important people in the industry treat unimportant people like shit because they are all so aware of how meaningless their work is? Because literally 100% of my experience working in "the industry" (and with the other industries) has been the polar opposite of that, people treat other…

Great fail Internet — the guy says "I have a copy of this, and nobody else does, so let me talk about it, boy it's awesome" rather than, you know, putting it on-line.

When they get to the island, the dinosaurs immediately destroy their boats and phones.

"Pinky and the Brain" was never actually on Fox, it was on WB (specifically "Kids' WB", though it did air in prime time sometimes, because WB had such little programming).

"Batman: The Animated Series" was primarily a weekday cartoon, but at times they aired episodes in prime time and sometimes on Saturday mornings too.

Once? That's optimistic.

That's a funny idea, and the "I don't think he can hear us" thing cut pretty well, but I don't think this is a good trailer for the project overall.

The thing is, if anybody tried to take it down, they'd probably have to take it down. But they might try to claim fair use, at which point the studio would then have to decide if they cared enough to argue *that* point. But if they did, and they didn't mind looking bad, it wouldn't really qualify as a commentary or…

"“Forever Young” receives two run-throughs in a row, with a slower and more reflective version chased by a more rollicking one. By placing them together, the second “Forever Young” feels like a raucous encore, and the two versions feel, together, like one long song."

I remember that, when they made that movie that alleged to be a fourth story about Indiana Jones, there was some controversy that movies were no longer allowed to use real whips, they had to be CGI. Ford and Spielberg got dispensation from that, for at least some of the shots.

Then I'm guessing that you have *not* "seen everything".

Yeah, it's almost as if they fill out the field with famous people rather than obsessively watching every single show that airs in order to objectively figure out who the five best performances were.

Yours is much closer to the review I would expect to read after watching the trailer. Even yours is more positive than expected, but it explains why the trailer doesn't have a single funny line in it.

I like Jesse Eisenberg in the right role, but I agree with you that he doesn't play stoned very well at all.

Translating Hollywood ads: When the man and the woman get equal billing, it means that the woman is a much bigger star (and still might be getting paid less).

Am I misremembering, or isn't Hitman a sequel so technically already spawning a franchise?

I'd be curious to see him play Lex in the hands of a director that I could trust, or even just imagine trusting, but he'll be blamelessly awful in it.

Second funniest, because of Danny McBride, but if Swardson is anything other than the least funny part of your film, there is something wrong with your film (besides have Nick Swardson in it).

There's a late '90's movie starring Paul Dano, Jesse Eisenberg, and Emile Hirsch. It's one of those teacher movies, built around Kevin Kline, but the kids are way more interesting. The thing that struck me was that, before any of them were known, Eisenberg was just doing his Eisenberg thing, Hirsch was just doing…

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