Now how do you expect your son to become desensitized to death and violence with an approach like that? Take him to a slaughterhouse forthwith.

Yes, but I would imagine she would die of grief.

That was one of the more mean-spirited jokes on Mr. Show, yet still hilarious.

Yeah, Why? has moved away from rap or whatever.

Bald Robotic Guy
The assassin Moby was "the watcher" from Fringe. Nice cross promotion, FOX!

Marge, what's that… metal dealy… you use to…dig…food…?

I enjoyed Match Point. Although it did share a good chunk of plot with Crimes and Misdemeanors, I wasn't terribly put off by that. It was the best Allen film I had seen in ages so I wasn't upset that he plagiarized himself or, more charitably, choose to revisit themes/stories that he had previously addressed.

Blicknation: You've never seen Friends. How I envy you!

The internet tells me Jamie Chung was a castmember on the Real World. I hope this film gives her a chance to expand on role as Hooters Girl in I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry.

WTF is up with no spoiler on the "i just had the strangest dream" quotes? Thanks for spoiling Newhart for me, jackasses.

Did we ever find out Sawyer's real name?

Now that I can safely not post a firstie…
Pretty sure you can't get Girl Talk on itunes, for obvious reasons. If it were 2006 that would disappoint me.

That decides it, I'm trading in my blackberry—the smartphone used almost exclusively by dickheads!—for an iphone for AV Club commenting goodness on the go. (Well, since the blackberry is provided by work, I guess I'll hang on to it.)

My blackberry handles the full site pretty well, but it won't let me read the comments. It will make my day if the new mobile site allows me to read comments from my blackberry. I'll have to check it out when I'm dropping a bomb this afternoon.

Frank Dux claims he competed and won a secret underground no-holds-barred fighting tournament, but he's probably making it up. He also claimed to have been approached by the director of the CIA to become a clandestine paramilitary agent and has made false claims about his military service.

Miss March … score[s] [a] 10 out of a possible 10[].

Oh, he blew the kid away with his AR-15, but they edited that out of final cut.

A lot of people think that those in the Territorial Army are not real soldiers. We are. We are well trained, highly disciplined fighting machines ready for war. We're just not available during the week.

I'll second Very Bad Things. That may be the worst movie I've ever seen all the way through. I usually go to sleep as soon as I lose interest in a film. Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking!

Was that English?