I finally had an orgasm, but my doctor told me it was the wrong kind.

2016 independent presidential candidate and former CIA operative Evan McMullin who, while a noted social conservative on many issues, has built up some bipartisan respect for his ability to call Trump out on his authoritarian bullshit and general incompetence.

Fuck those people. I went to Catholic grade school and we were taught evolution as science, the Vatican completely respects science and Darwin's theory on the matter of evolution, which is as you know, the bedrock of biological science. I really throw up my hands in despair at the stupidity of this country,…

Wow Velocirapstar, thanks very much for your thoughts and impressions and first-person connection to the Rich family.

Their obsession with Obama (Hillary too) is clinical, and also a sight of how weak, ineffectual and flailing they are. They have no ideas, and no idea of how to govern.

Did you know they have people in Malaysia? Like, SO many people. No one knows that they don't just have people in Malaysia, there's a LOT of them. No one knew that, so it's amazing.

They're teaching the controversy. And are detestable morons.

CNN never banned anyone, and they stupidly employ Trump surrogate Corey Lewandowski as a useless lying blab-noggin.

Who on earth chose that absurd photo of the beautiful Jeanne Moreau with a moustache to illustrate this article? She was a beauty in her youth and probably the greatest French film actress of all time. So I would love to know what disrespectful fucking asshole at the AVC chose that ugly and unflattering picture.

What an amazing guy. I first knew him as an actor (The Right Stuff), but he ran away to NYC at 19 to become a playwright, in 1962 or 63. How marvellous is that? He brought something special and unique with his daring Western perspective. His challenging plays. 73 is way too young, I'm wishing he could have gotten…

Paul's being hounded for being difficult , defiant, and dandyish is a clue. School authorities hate and punish him for being different and insouciant. But they never explain why Paul is being punished.

From the New Yorker today: "Sam Shepard arrived in New York in 1963, at the age of nineteen, and took the city by storm. He was funny, cool, detached. He found his groove early—a cowboy mouth with matinée-idol looks. Shepard, who died on Thursday at the age of seventy-three, had an outsider’s mojo and a cagey eye for…

I prefer As Time Goes By, where Judy Dench is the founder of a high class call girl agency, masked as a secretarial service. Run by her ruthless dominatrix daughter, with help from their poor dumb sex slave, Sandy. Their shady friend Alistair supplies all the cocaine, and they all have fun mocking poor impotent…

I never understood "I Dream of Jeannie" for that exact reason. Jeannie has all these powers, but she's enslaved to this Air Force asshole she calls "Master", stuck in 60s domesticity, when he isn't sending her back to her bottle after a good spanking. It's the most bizarre thing.

She's really off in her own strange mental world. She doesn't understand how awful she comes off with stories like this. (Remember, it's all her own words to the reporter's ear. She didn't see anything wrong with it when she said it. it's not anyone else telling it or distorting it.) I suppose her disconnection…

I was house and cat-sitting for a friend years ago in SF, and his one cat had the habit of crawling up his shirt while he sat at the computer. She did the same with me, and I was fine with it for a while, though it gives the feeling of breast-feeding or gestation. One night I gently but firmly put her on the floor…

The prancy lads are worse.

I completely forgot about the morgue part!
"Only in Noo Yawk, kids", as (NYPost columnist) Cindy Adams used to say..

I read an interesting and cool short story from 1905. Willa Cather's "Paul's Case" is an astonishing portrait of a teenage aesthete homosexual, who of course does the right thing in the end and kills himself.

I've been on an introspective and admittedly beery late night tear this week. The music of the B-52s is drastically underrated. Seriously, their classic songs are so harmonic and great sounding. I wish new artists today were half as creative. They had an early reputation as a new wave "party band!", but that…