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Don't just look at it!

Jesse clearly needs to remember Rule# 32: Enjoy the Little Things.

Batman was on Green Acres?

What he says is kind of brilliant if you read it in the voice of Mickey Rourke.

Can Jack Pierce still do those one-handed push ups?

Savannah'll do that to you. 

You're all taking this new season of Chuck a little too far.  Unless, I'm posting on the wrong blog again…

All of this is fine by me, as long as he's the one who wrote the armwrestling movie.

Wonder what Patrick Bateman would say about Collective Soul…

Looks like he's waiting for a dolphin to swim up and carry him away.

I think something bad happened in the mid 80s.  First Alfred Hitchcock died, then Orson Welles.  Michael Jackson get set on fire and started to go crazy.  John Rambo started singing country songs with Dolly Parton.  Then George Lucas (director of THX1138, American Grafetti, and Star Wars) lost his edge and stopped

Couldn't stop laughing at the Emperor with his hair messed up, eyes bugging, and weird ass growing out of his forehead during the Samuel L scene.

Oh, here go hell come.   (soup ref.)

Jon Bon Jovi as the Ultimate Warrior.  He still acts, right?

Gary Busey as Ric Flair!  …  Wait.  Am I too late?

Wrong.  The Idiot Box.

Anyone remember "God and the Mighty Anvil" or "Lockjaw"?  Loved those.  I think they were apart of Liquid Television on Mtv.