"So… Mercury's power is she sprays bubbles?"
"Yes, Dad! And it comes in extremely handy in many of their missions. Focus, damn it!"

My foray into online Pokémon competition last weekend with no experience, training, or background on the subject led to five wins, and twenty-one losses, putting me in the bottom 2 percentile of all entrants and in the bottom 10 of my country. It's better than I thought I would do.

We take off the third Monday of every May to celebrate that Canadian icon, Queen Victoria.

It's the stealth version of season 6. The cast will start appearing together in other shows' live audiences and let Community fans mentally write what circumstances led them to get there.

I think she just wanted to be contrarian, like Vytas or Ralph, but I think the entire jury knew Tony was the majority of votes.

Does Trish's argument work the other way? If it wasn't for Tony, does Trish not make final 5? Let's say instead of Tony someone else gives them the merger majority, like Alexis. They start Pagonging Spencer, Tasha, etc. Don't LJ/Jefra/Kass inevitably flip on Trish because she's too likeable, using a leftover person…

I see both sides of the Tony/Sarah feud. Sarah thought it was broken because Tony said "Final five!" at the challenge and started working against him; Tony thought it was broken because she did that without giving him a chance to explain himself. To me, there's enough to declare both sides in the wrong.

I expect Fanny to be in prison no longer than Mickey was.

With Lee Carvallo's Putting Challenge!

In an online-only confessional with Trish, she mentions she
was one off on crabs, as well, so I think Probst probably told everyone how
close they were. They only showed the Tasha line on TV.

Frankly, if Kass really wanted Tony gone, she shouldn't have bothered with Woo. Do a 2-way Tasha/Tony tie between Brains and Brawn instead, forcing Tony, Woo, and Kass to draw rocks. Of course, Kass would have to put her neck on the line, and all she gets is a final 3 with the other Brains, but pulling rocks is the…

Louixiana.

They're not dissimilar. It wouldn't be too hard to re-write this season of Survivor as a crossover fanfic. Kass is paired with Spencer and Tasha and hits "Betray" when they hit "Ally". Tony finds the idols by accessing a morphogenetic field, but also totally overplays thanks to being infected with Radical-6.

Plus, if Trish takes original Aparri to the final 3, she has someone who can probably beat Tony in a final immunity (Woo) AND someone she can probably beat in the final vote (Woo).

Earlier today I was thinking this season would've been slightly more entertaining had Brice made it to Morgan's spot in the game, but "Who's Jeremy?" made me change my mind.

Well, the British Ygritte thing is explained by most of them being confused by Gwen Dawson's new secretarial job.

Save the Date II should initially be about the kraken destroying a taco place, but with each successive playthrough it becomes less and less successful at killing everyone, to the point where it doesn't even come out at the end and just sits underwater despondently.

If Outback Steakhouse is good enough for Sandra Diaz-Twine, it's good enough for me!

Exile Island!

The most sensible solution is to move to Canada, where Cougar Town may be months behind, but at least it's on a broadcast network!