Newswire update. I guess they aren't taking today off.

I'll just zoom off, like a balloon deflating rapidly.

Shoot the less fancy one!

I hear that New Disqus users like what they want to downvote, and downvote what they want to like!

http://fishsticktheatre.com…

Please tell me that account isn't you.

Haha I just realized my mistake! I got so caught up in replying to sub-threads that the OP didn't quite register. It's still early.

Pogs are back— in god form!

That would actually be pretty hilarious.

I'll allow it.

TEXAS! TEXAS! TEXAS!

I'm expecting you to lead a twitter campaign to get me renewed for another year.

Thanks, Philly Boy Roy! How was the Running of the Cheesesteaks this year?

Honestly I think I'd rather have the bandage ripped right off than be afraid every time I refresh the page, but I'll take what I can get.

too late

challenge accepted

So basically y'all got me this.

Standard birthday wishes…

No.

Okay, I'm going to bed. Everyone just hang in there, okay? Do we really want to have gone through over 250,000 comments just to let Disqus win in the end? I know that's not how I want to go out.