How about some physical comedy, too, which Chevy was second-to-none at:

Today is the fifth birthday of this account. I feel A.V Club-old.

I'm hungry.

What's the difference between you and a mallard with a cold? One's a sick duck and I can't remember how it ends, but your mother's a whore.

That's exactly why I'd do it in the first place.

Yeah, the Brody family stuff is all that's interesting me right now.

It is your birthday.

Stingo the Bandana Origami Prodigy, and I request that you address me by my full name please

It died for me too.

OF OCCAMS

I guess Dowd's review style is spreading through the site.

Oops, seffina-freaked on the napalm joke.

fresh-cut grass
citrusy smells
the smell of rain coming on
napalm in the morning

This is actually a pretty cool idea. Do portraits of us based on our usernames.

He fucked around and got a triple double, too.

It's actually a representation of something much, much more horrifying.

Also, ranking time!

yeah paint me a dick

I don't like season 6. Others do. It's really divisive.

[farts]