Phone Pope: "OH MY GOD OH SHIT OH NO SOMEONE'S GETTING WORKED UP ON THE INTERNET!!! HE'S USING CAPITAL LETTERS AND EVERYTHING!!! THERE IS NO GOOOOODDDDDD!!!!!"

that case happened FIFTEEN YEARS AGO and you right wing ASSHOLES still can't come up with another one to support your dumbass hobby horse about frivolous lawsuits.

97 in idaho

todd vd's too busy being a fucking mormon and acting like the sopranos is a jack chick tract to get his grammar right

ugh jesus fucking christ not this guy again. quit trying to make me like this guy!

haha good this show sucks

haha you love TVD, you suck

I used to hate Noel Murray's writing for this site because of how he always seemed to talk endlessly about his wussy childhood and how it turned him into an equally wussy adult.

it's like climbing mountains, you do it because you can.

sweet, we're right!

oh, good. that line again.

AV Club Editor #1: "The fuck, Rabin's late with some drivel about R Kelly."
AV Club Editor #2: "Just throw up that dumbass interview Vanderwerff did a couple months ago."
AV Club editor #1: "That peice of shit? Jesus, man, we do have standards!"
AV Club editor #2: "No we don't. Put it up and pass the whippets."

Entirely apart from that, you are a really shitty interviewer. 'What was the length of this pilot shoot?' Todd VD's asking what the people want to know! You can hear Ricci herself snoozing during the questions.

didn't one of the double episodes when seinfeld still used to do his stand-up at the beginning have him say something like 'why do shows do double episodes? if i want a long boring story that goes nowhere, i've got my life.'

it wasn't his worst but that's a pretty low bar to clear. at least he talks about what happened in the episode now even if he doesn't get half of it.

forget it jake: has anyone ever explained the internet to you?

I box, not pro or amateur but as a workout and get in the ring sometimes. Couple years ago, talking shit to a friend of mine who was a college wrestler and did MMA workouts, I told him that MMA was nothing but a bunch of jacked up fairies playing grabass on the ground. Fight ensued.

hey everybody, a guy who works for a marketing company which has a vested interest in this movie's financial success says it's alright.

you illiterate motherfuckers need to recognize that this is gonna be some seriously awesome shit

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