F'real, this is the first or second thread on every episode.

Coming Soon…
Glenn Close and Rosy Byrne! in "Damages!"

Indy Movies! in…. "Indiana Jones and the Terrible Horrible No-Good Very Bad Thing!"

Tarkovsky! in… "The Hand That Washes the Cradle That Rocks the Boat"

Coming Soon….
Fat Kids! in…."Free Coffee, Senor!"

MasterChef! in: "The Driveway of Doom!"

The Black Eyed Peas

Best track record of getting your books adapted into awesome movies?

Ugh.

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point ZED?

Mad Men sucks. Deadwood sucks. Bunch of go-nowhere bullshit which people keep watching for a couple cool moments each show. Despite what you may think, neither is particularly astute about anything.

Bruce McCullouch of the Kids in the Hall put out a couple of fucking rock solid albums w/ the KITH's band, the first one anyway is a great listen from front to back.

You Don't Have To Be Todd VanderWerf

Dropped acid in New Orleans last New Year's, guy came into the bathroom with a parrot on his shoulder and I started talking to it. Talked to some crazy ass hillbillies from Detroit in a bar and then had some seriously hot sex w/someone I picked up on Bourbon Street. New Orleans trippin is the BEST trippin baby!

Awesome!

Jim FUCKING Morrison

I gonna get diploMATIC!

That whole Batman thing's pretty dumb.

He's the kind of man who farts on a bridge and it explodes into ten million tiny fried rice peices, each inscribed with the collected works of Shakespeare. He's the kind of man who told the moon to go fuck itself, then drank a baby camel's brains for breakfast and pissed out lava onto the guy who wouldn't stop calling…

I beg for money on the street.