Wow. Did that kid grow up to be a movie producer? Is he Michael Bay? I'm not gonna lie, I would go see a movie about an alternate WWII that had aerial battleship dogfights.

The American battleship fleet was in some combat at Pearl Harbor. It was just a little one sided.

According to gravedigger union rules, as long as you put one shovelful of dirt on them, it technically qualifies as burying.

Missed "Phantom Menace," did we?

Then they could have a Mad Men crossover. Sweet!

Sure was a lot of leaping. I don't remember that much leaping from the book.

"Chevy Chase is still dead."

Well, that's better than I thought it would be.

Your eyes are full of hate, Forty-one. That's good. Hate keeps a man alive.

So, is Will Smith dead all along? Are they actually in the past and we find out that Jaden is really Adam? Is it a cook book? What's the infuriating twist?

BECAUSE SHUT UP THAT'S WHY.

Guess they had to tweak the algorithm a little after "Wild Wild West."

Bob Benson IS Charles Manson.

So, which one of them is taking the role that Jack Nicholson turned down?

They just don't appreciate that you get tired.

And now he found Mother's Little Helper.

In TOS they specifically mentioned him being from India, and he was distinctly NOT obviously a pasty-white English guy.His race wasn't at all ambiguous in TOS.

When I saw the 9-minute-bloc of Star Trek that they ran before The Hobbit, the bit of Cumberbatch telling the sick kid's dad he could cure the kid really made me think Cumberbatch might be Garth after all, since it was established that Garth had healing powers in the original series. Oh well.

SHER-LOOOOOOOOOOCK!

Exactly.