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Considering the votes have to be mailed in days or weeks in advance, and that speech happened yesterday, I'd say yes, there is a very good chance.

Big of you.

State of Play
At last, the Eddie Vedder starring vehicle we've all been waiting for.

Thank Billy Zane!
He seems like a cool guy.

Nah, it's for 28 Days Later.

Douchebag mustache?
Priceless.

Down to Earth
Is that guy the black Joseph Gordon-Levitt?

I think it's weirdly entertaining. You'd certainly never see anything like it in a movie today.

DAYUM!
Smif's hair is SPARKLING!

NECROBUTCHER!
This is your Oscar moment! SUCK A FAT DICK HOLLYWOOD!

It's about time that slacker put forth some real effort!

Are you suggesting that in America, Jessica Simpson is watching me? Becauseā€¦ well, I'm not sure how I feel about that.

I told my wife to warn 'er brothers about how universally it sucked.

So it's settled: Decider Portland is all about strip clubs!

It's just "Lisa needs braces." Surely being able to quote The Simpsons accurately is the most important skill for the job?

Who organized all my ex-girlfriends into a choir, and got them to sing?
I think I told you to shut up.

I think he's suggesting the flashy emptiness of Millionaire paved the way for Deal or No Deal and its dumber ilk.

I'm pretty sure adding extra punctuation will only give it more Kanye-verisimilitude. That and all caps.

Silicon?
They have cyborg centerfolds now? Awesome!

And let's reiterate that Hot Rod is fantastic, although, granted, she isn't given much to do in it.