Dogs Of War, latest in Jonathan Maberry's Joe Ledger Spec-ops-vs-weird-shit series. Solid pulp action with surprising depth, especially about PTSD.

How many times?

This dystopian-themed playlist from the band Algiers: https://play.spotify.com/us…

Google 'cottaging' some time.

Nothing. See Fuck This Shit for why.

Canada has musicians??

Good plan! One approach; women on this playlist (from the comic Phonogram): http://comicsalliance.com/p…

On Beltane Eve, no less!

The 5th Annual Hebden Bridge Burlesque Festival.

How's tha diddling?

Chicken, lettuce, mayo, on 5 seed bread. Sometimes bacon and avocado on there, too.

I've had it with these motherfucking invisible snakes on (or possibly not on) this motherfucking plane!

She is not a prisoner at the time. The cell door is literally open and she knows that she is safe.

Dear gods, have you people never heard of Iggy Pop??

The last joke is much better if you're English and working class.
The idea of fucking royalty up the arse, literally.

Or, it's a pitch-perfect London boy working class power fantasy: kid from the estates gets to not only pass as upper crust and kick shit out of same, he literally fucks royalty in the arse.

Your mum only just uploaded it to Pornhub.

FUCKING YES

The AV Club
I was just looking to “troll” a big studio

Neither did RAW!