You mean it's self-balancing?

"You want it Dark R"
-Leonard Cohen

WHERE'S FIR…

Wake me up when they do a show about people who think they're descended from Rasputin.

This you ask for an enemy?

Wearable condom.

Extra-small would be my guess.

Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la-la-la…

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OF COCK

And your point is?

…I read 'squ8d' as 'squid'. It's been a long day.

…but squid don't have knees!

The British cartoonist 'Jim'll Paint It' just did a Bill Paxton tribute, at request of Patton Oswalt. Kinda welled up.

Three years. Basically trying to stall getting a knee replacement, because I'm unusually young to get it (53) and the damn things only last 15 years, tops. Ah well. Old age is not for cissies.

I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!!!

Arthritis ain't fun.

I swear, if they end the franchise on that cliffhanger, I will crawl through all the ducts at Square Enix and assassinate the fucking lot of 'em.

1) Tired and in more pain than usual. Oh well…

I miss being able to avoid drive-by right-wing fuckwits.

"…and so the doctor says 'I'll need and semen, stool and urine sample' and so I say, 'Hey, doc, I'm in a big hurry, can't I just leave my underwear?'"