Good, I was worried she'd stood me up.

We have very different definitions of 'glorious'.

It, er, didn't come up.

No; Coldplay are shit.

Who's the most interesting person you've met while urinating, guys?

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It's never too late

Not tried that yet.

This. Explains. EVERYTHING.

Do you think Grant Morrison, a practicing magician, would care about that?

Weird assumption, but clearly that's your MO.

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It still baffles me why Grant Morrison never did a Green Lantern where the ring-bearer was a disciple of Aleister Crowley. The Magickal Will is standing right there, guys…

Anne we're done here.

If it's the UK one, I will laud them to the skies.

Yes, Apple's refusal to use universal ports (which, incidentally, is a breach of EU law) is stupid because your wife doesn't care about it. Anything else she doesn't care about we need to know?

What the fuck is Starz lol

If all Star Wars parents were Evil Dead, the franchise would be much more… groovy.

Horrified-but-not-remotely-surprised upvote.

Ma-Ma Binks.

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