Which is odd, because your mum has them in her face literally every day.

"I'd know that morass anywhere." -The Midnighter

Lightning should have mentioned his mum's name was Martha.

That's because she was numb from what I did to her the day before.

Were you cosplaying as a really shitty vampire?

SHUT THE FUCK UP!

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OF CUCK

It goes in and out of fashion for literally centuries. The excellent site Whores Of Yore has a good recent article on this.

Indeed there is.

Dave, the various wives of Papa Lazarou who were squashed together and transmuted into circus animals. (This was the actual ending of Season 3 of League of Gentlemen.)

I saw it with a group of theatre people (notably, the writer-director Daisy Campbell). The consensus was it was a brilliantly staged piece but the book was weak: Daisy suggested a version with no dialogue, just the songs, would be an improvement.

Grails - 'Chalice Hymnal', 10 Feb

Hebden Bridge, West Yorkshire, England. Noted for hippies and lesbians. It was a weird time.

The AV Club
stupid and inherently meaningless

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OF COCK

Soundtrack by Insane Clown Posse.

ElDan In Real Life
Rated XXX

Area Man
Area Man
Does everything an area can
Contains space
In 2D
Delineates
All you see
Tee Hee
Here comes the Area Man

I am a journalist in a very specific area. I got the biggest break in my career from a single tweet.

Ohm you have no idea. Literally. Our town had no police for *a month* after the flood; we literally had biker gang vigilantes stopping flooded houses from being robbed.