1. When sitting, make sure your bollocks are not between you and the chair.

Throw me the whip!

David Wong (from a Trump-leaning state) has a good piece at Cracked on this:
http://www.cracked.com/blog…

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cuts like a scythe, in great, mean, broad slashes, ruining everything in wide arcs

The Daily Mail endorsed Moseley, so they have form.

Try acupuncture - if it's any help, about 50% of the standard pharmacopoeia had never been double-blind tested.

It can also be seen as a direct plagiarism of Grant Morrison's The Invisibles with the magic taken out… and many have.

Tonks and I tried to make churros!

I said the same thing to your mum last night.

Kibble

Jim Norton's career certainly changed after playing Bishop Brennan in Father Ted.

Welcome!

I'm eating the children, dammit - I'm not a pervert!!

What, is she funny or something?

…now, DAAAAAAAAAAAAVVVVVVE.

Christina The Astonishing has to be Miss Scarlet.

Not after some study.

And then go home to sleep with your wife!

The United States Of America, RIP.

First we take the East Coast, then we take the West.