It can be two things!

Yes, woe betide me for comparing dark haired slender French actresses…

So if Becks and Posh Spice split, everyone's English? You are, in the words of my people, aving a larf.

In a world where Eva Green exists - meh.

Thoughtful of you to ask.

We know. Your mum would say hi, but she doesn't talk with her mouth full.

Marion Cotillard, by all accounts.

Whoever coined the term Brexpitt needs a slap.

Your dick's out for everyone. As is your mum's.

…who in turn required more than Lichtenstein, who actually was a one-note plagiarist.

Bollocks.

So did Bowie. And Jared Harris, Guy Pearce…

Can his method acting for this role include being shot by a radical feminist?

THE SUPPER CLUB POP-UP IS STILL FUCKING THERE

Worst buried lede Evar.

Oh my god, yes.

It was, like most of current AVC content, master baiting.

I do!

I'm a little bit Woooah, I'm a little bit Waaaay, I'm a GEEZER!

We Have Always Been At War With Luna.