wow. it takes so little to wind you up. you're like my little dancing monkey.

don't forget about the lizard! I was so very pissed about that dead lizard.

ya lost.

my reply to you in the Sopranos thread is still pending, due to what I can only guess is heightened security as a result of the spammer, and the fact that my comment contains a few nasty expletives. but they're directed at the obtuse gentleman obstinately arguing with you. basically, I'm on your side in that…

I'm referring to a particularly odious scene in the sopranos when Joe Pantoliano's character gets upset with his escort, and basically beats her to death in a parking lot of some club/restaurant. it's horrific.

seriously, if Helena offs Pouchie, Jason will be running away from this family as fast as he can. two birds, one stone.

with his bare hands even, just to try to identify with what a teenage psychopath might be thinking/feeling. ugh.

like spontaneously beat a girl to death in a random parking lot?

Jordan doesn't speak with a lisp when he speaks as Felix. also, gay dudes come in all shapes, colors, and sizes, and a striking number of them have no lisp. strange, I know.

I had this crazy idea that she'd be Helen Mirren.

yes, it certainly was.

my first encounter with John Hawkes the actor was seeing him in Winter's Bone. he was so menacing as Teardrop. seeing him so levelheaded and empathetic in this role was jarring.

jesus christ, that's horrible. I'd never heard that story.

never gets old.

at first I read that as "sync their cycles."

yeah, you just lost.

seriously, these are the most annoying comments ever. that, and listing seasons of tv shows in order of your preference. no one gives a shit who you find attractive, and I couldn't care less about your ranking of seasons of The Office/30 Rock/Survivor/whatever.

I'm so old I can remember Colin Hay and a bandmate being interviewed on MTV after that song hit. the VJ asked what Vegemite was and they said it was the most disgusting-tasting stuff ever. just a random observation.

Paul F. Tompkins is and always will be my personal comedy god, and he nailed the tomboy thing years ago:
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

your ellipses are annoying as fuck. have the balls to end a sentence. also, stop calling people "duder."