his chanting "orbit the earth" was the funniest damn thing I've heard and seen in a long time.

good observation. and it's tenets.

the cats just started showing up one day, along with flyers advertising personal pan pizzas.

I just need to jump in here and say that the Stones' former manager Allen Klein owned the rights to "The Last Time," the song that was sampled by The Verve. so he's the one who went after the Verve for "Bittersweet Symphony." Mick and Keith didn't really have much to do with that.

you're right. I am so mad. steamed, even.

blame disqus. now any old self-serious and sarcasm-challenged commenter can stumble in here and make an embarrassment of themselves.

you've got some spittle on your chin.

you're hilarious. please, keep going.

good point.

yes, because musical instruments and dildos are so very similar.

total fucking tool.

indeed. it seems every other day when I go into the office bathroom for my mid-morning pee I pull out a long, tangled hair that got stuck there after my 6:00 a.m. shower.

somewhat like finally getting over a breakup. seeing someone for who they really are - and not for the perfect illusion you made them out to be - is freeing.

celiac disease, much like ADD, is just a bunch of bullshit.

thank you. this conversation has gotten so far up its ass PUN INTENDED that it's ludicrous.

also the Poconos song was clearly a rip-off of (or homage to) "Kokomo" by the Beach Boys, which made me laugh uncontrollably.

as a child (adolescent, I guess) of the hair metal era, the quick cuts to "L.A. Deli" make me giggle with embarrassment every time. Kroll just nails that late '80s bleached-out lead singer douchebag character. and the fact that the hit song is about a fucking deli is just icing on the ridiculousness cake.

this is the funniest comment I've read all day.

all her options are still options.

as do I, as someone who has studied and written extensively about gothic cathedrals for high school and college assignments.