THIS IS FUCKING ABSURD AND I'M NOT GOING TO DEAL WITH THIS SHIT ANY FUCKING MORE! T-BABY?! THAT'S THE DUMBEST FUCKING NAME EVER! STOP IT, RAPPERS! STOP IT RIGHT NOW!

It's unpatriotic comments like this that got Trump elected.

It's good, but I think we can change it from the Cubs parade to Inauguration Day '17? We'll call it America 2: The Re-Fuckening!

Y'all got your Gibson moment. Let the Cubs fans enjoy this. As a Yankee fan, I find winning the championship to be tedious. And the trophies take up soooooo much room.

First, don't fuck Jimmy Fallon. That's step 1.

You've heard of this? Seems like a bad hombre.

Uh, can you quiet down a bit? Trying to watch this show about, what did they call him? O…J…Simpton?

And how!

Boy, Zac Efron is going to make a great Javy Baez!

Well, between the ages of 2 - 4, he was an adorable piece of shit. Can we at least agree on that?

Typical liberal. More concerned with facts and responsibility than crystal meth and ignorance.

I think a lot of the negativity came from the casting controversy of having a White man in the role, instead of an Asian. That, and the fight choreography wasn't the best. But I agree with you. It wasn't as awful as word of mouth had it being.

Has Danny even met a girl when he was at the Monastary? It seems like he missed out on a lot of basic social interactions we all grew up with, especially with women. Becoming her landlord seems like the way a 10 year old boy would try to do something nice for a girl he likes. You're right, of course, but Danny…

Skip Intro. One of the best intentions Netflix ever came up with, even though I like the intro. I would've also appreciated a bit more fish-out-of-water humor, especially since Danny was 10 when he was marooned. He wasn't even a person then. Never experienced adolescence outside a Monastary. So the normal…

Horchata!

Slow down Liberace. There's a New…Mexico?

And to get Peyton Manning's attention you need a lot of bright colors and shiny things.

I think it's half alligator, half shark, and half chicken.

Lemme tell you something, ok? Half the chickens I get in the subway are rats. The other half are CHUD's. And the only thing the CBC said about me is "Maniac strikes again."

As soon as the intro changed to have Roger in the car, this show made a complete break from any Family Guy comparisons. Those are also the ones that I love enough to watch repeatedly. The one where the family roasts Roger and he tries to kill them was insane. So are the ones that feature the Principal.