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Ellis Carver
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I'm kinda ashamed to admit I laughed at Crane not realizing guns could hold more than one bullet.

Anything by Massive Attack.

That's the kind of TV serial drama broadcast networks can still produce: one of the completely nucking futs variety.  Headless horsemen wielding machine guns?  I'm in for a second episode.

I wish Adriana's family was in every episode.

The purple kettle should've been the last straw, Hank.

It'll be a lot to stand Ray if he just made up shit to his family instead of say nothing and act like nothing's wrong.  That shit is getting grating.

Sounds like the Jay-Z "I'm paying tribute to Biggie through using his lyrics" defense to me.

Was the cliff hanger of the episode just knowing that James Woods is about to join the show, and that he hates Mickey more than Ray?  Because that's pretty weak.

Melonie Diaz was delightful then, and she's even a finer actress now.

She was so, so fine on Luther.

OK, I'm not into dance shows at all, but that Puttin' On The Ritz number from SYTYCD was fucking fantastic.

The Hunger Games 2: THIS..GIRL IS ON FI-YEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR.

Daryl's updated list of character details:

YOU get a heroin addiction, you get a heroin addiction, you get a heroin addiction…

Oh fuck no.  I don't need 90 second slow pans of Gosling getting out of bed.

1. People said the same shit about Infernal Affairs/The Departed.
2. Who said the twist was going to be the same?

I think people are still people pissing on this because people generally don't like Spike Lee, and they can't decide whether they want the same ending or an entirely different movie.

I'm a 29 year old man that 6 foot four inches, and I cry every time I see Dawson and Norton reunite at the bus stop in the end.

This must be Britta's fault.

You forgot to mention he's the new Busquiat.