I have no idea what any of that is supposed to mean.

Rex Ryan is worse.

Rex Ryan is worse.

I would love to live in Parking Lot by Mineral. Yeah, I know it's an old emo song, but I like the idea of being completely at peace with life, and knowing that there's something bigger than all of us, even if in real life I'm agnostic. I just feel powerful when that first chorus riff hits. Besides, who doesn't desire…

I would love to live in Parking Lot by Mineral. Yeah, I know it's an old emo song, but I like the idea of being completely at peace with life, and knowing that there's something bigger than all of us, even if in real life I'm agnostic. I just feel powerful when that first chorus riff hits. Besides, who doesn't desire…

What do you do to these men?

What do you do to these men?

Piercings are way safer than tattoos in terms of regret. I have a couple, and when people ask if I'll regret them when i get old, I just say that I'll take them out. Unlike a tattoo, that's there forever.

Piercings are way safer than tattoos in terms of regret. I have a couple, and when people ask if I'll regret them when i get old, I just say that I'll take them out. Unlike a tattoo, that's there forever.

It's about Rabin's personal experience with hip-hop. Calm down.

It's about Rabin's personal experience with hip-hop. Calm down.

My dad loved David Bromberg, so he'd always play his music while driving. I new that Paul's Boutique was an amazing album when I heard that sample.

My dad loved David Bromberg, so he'd always play his music while driving. I new that Paul's Boutique was an amazing album when I heard that sample.

Well there's a pair of Chucks that even I wouldn't consider buying.

Well there's a pair of Chucks that even I wouldn't consider buying.

Whelp, I misread that. Oops.

Whelp, I misread that. Oops.

When I was in elementary school, I would go to Church with my Catholic mother every Sunday. One day, Father Arthur read from the Book of Job. I cannot recall the exact passage, but the gist of it was Job despairing over how he seeming fell into God's disfavor overnight. Father Arthur explained the story of Job to the…

When I was in elementary school, I would go to Church with my Catholic mother every Sunday. One day, Father Arthur read from the Book of Job. I cannot recall the exact passage, but the gist of it was Job despairing over how he seeming fell into God's disfavor overnight. Father Arthur explained the story of Job to the…

How are Owl City and Carly Rae Jepson opposites? Both were purveyors of thoughtless, fluffy pop last time I checked.