I, for one, plan to see every one of his future films in the blind hopes that one day I will meet him on the street and he will be so impressed with my knowledge of his career that he will invite me into Heat! where I will jerk off in the marble bathroom.

That joke is pretty much the reason I never saw Funny People.

If I had a Wrong Guy poster I would be so happy.

I though it stood for experimental, as in the commenter is some sort of experimental, self-aware, pop-culture bot. But I tend to thing every one else is a robot anyway.

About the same time I started getting into TNG I read a reprint of the first Mad magazine so I always thought of the Borg as the logical extension of the future of humanity in 'Blobs' (which was pretty much the future of humanity in WALL-E). I really think they should have done more to make assimilation seem more…

Actually I believe his exact quote was:

In the alternate future of First Contact, the Borg became much less of a threat once they discovered the Italian beef/Italian sausage combo.

Robin Williams as Ein and M. Night to direct. I hear he has some experience adapting anime.

Sound advice Hairless Nutz, but too late to save my buddy Lefty.

It's a good twist but can we work a dick joke in there?

It already is:

I'd like to introduce a "more pussy for me" bill which would effectively derail all homophobic legislation.

Seven Samurai: High Noon at Mega Mountain

The sonic ray guns were a nice touch.

I haven't seen the movie but I believe chocolate wasted refers to the amount of chocolate needed to induce a cocaine-like intoxication. Of course the amount one would need to consume to get chocolate wasted would probably be fatal.

I've always wished I hadn't learned about the twist before seeing Psycho. I can only imagine how amazing it would've been to see it for the first time unspoiled, but it's such a part of pop culture that there's no way to avoid it. Like how everyone knows that Rosebud killed Kane's father and married his mother.

Joe fell in with some Italian con men due to a case of mistaken identity and is now on the run with a mysterious woman in white.

Agreed istapledmyfoot, They've got enough side projects going on that, as cool as it would be, it doesn't really matter if they get together. They're still putting out awesome music, just in different bands.

I missed my last chance to see Link Wray live for the same reason.

Yeah but does Indiana have a corn palace? South Dakota does and it's a-maize-ing.