Jesus, that Ching Chang sketch is dire. SCTV's Lin Ye Tang looks nuanced by comparison.

But WGN had the better Caray.

Bring back Bozo the Clown!

I think you've got the current WGN America confused with USA Network from 1988.

Some cable systems, instead of overriding each channel individually with an EAS message, will only override one channel, but force all receivers to temporarily tune to that channel.

Learn Free Verse in minutes!

You weren't hooked by the Willard Scott cameos?

It has come to our attention that your book report did not fill the whole page, so we will only cover the cost of interrogatories.

I dunno, it's hard to beat the depressing nihilism of Ecclesiastes.

The only time Trump has come close to being physically threatened was at a rally when a guy managed to get up onto the platform about 25 feet from Trump. The Secret Service immediately surrounded him, but Trump still looked like he was about to piss his pants.

I don't march for felt.

I'm losing my heat, n'kay?

#GTSAT

I would not want to have James Avery glowering at me.

It's right next to their framed photo of Kevin Bacon's dick from Wild Things.

I didn't say it was an unbearably awful sketch, particularly since it was based on the fact that Clinton actually used to drop by unannounced at McDonald's. My point is that it was not at all hard-hitting, but Franken & Friends used to use this as their we-take-on-both-sides-equally exemplar. As a "political"…

As well animated as it was, the color was strangely oversaturated. It looked like a tiger with peacock blood.

It seems like every show filmed in Atlanta at some point has Cooper Andrews show up. There must be some sort of Rule 5 Draft for his services.

Morgan was a fantastic character until he became Mr. Quietly Brooding I Dunno What to Believe Anymore all the time. Now he's just kinda meh, which isn't helped by the fact that Lennie James can't seem to pick one accent and stick with it.

You forgot to mention his ravenous appetite for pudding. Drama!