Or his mother.

Nothing lasts forever, even fat and body shame

Studies have shown that the ACA actually has "bent the cost curve downward" more than originally forecast. In other words, costs are still increasing, but not as much as they were before ACA. No one, not even Pres. Obama, claimed that ACA would result in medical procedures costing less in real dollars in the short…

That's basically SOP when a government is facing funding problems. If your municipal government is looking to raise taxes, they won't say, "We'll have to cut five bureaucratic positions and suspend our contract with a lobbying consultant without this money." They'll say, "We'll have to close this firehouse and cut…

Coincidentally, I was talking to Tom Bosley last night.

Interviewer: What does your doctor say about you smoking all those cigars?

Alan "Sally Tomato" Reed actually would have been a very credible live-action Fred Flintstone. Were it not for the whole being dead thing.

Chip 'n' Dale were on standby in case contract negotiations stalled.

I don't think Sinatra would ever have done this.
https://www.youtube.com/wat…

Well, the quintessential example of fighting back from behind was New Hampshire 2008, when she went from a 10-point deficit to small victory within days. Her surliness was at its worst only after it was clear she was going to lose the primary.

"Jesus, I'm a fat, miserable fuck."

Ali was one of those radical figures, like MLK, who was so powerful, magnetic and larger than life that even most conservatives eventually had to accept and embrace him. He rope-a-doped them just like he did Frazier.
Keep in mind it was George W. Bush who presented him with the Presidential Medal of Freedom, although…

It's in the media's interest to get sidetracked on stupid shit like "look at the funny nicknames Donald Trump gives people," but they don't invent polls out of whole cloth. The math indicates Clinton has a significant house advantage, but the race is much closer than it has any right to be. And anyone who has followed…

I remember that one. He substituted Van Dyke Parks.

I'm convinced there's really only one episode in existence, and nobody has noticed yet.

You know you've arrived when you're producing your show in Muncie.

You just bought yourself another 10 feet, Bender. We'll keep going. You want another one? Just say the word.

Depends on what you're willing to do with your mouth.

There's been some analysis that Republicans have hurt themselves by consistently demonizing and questioning the faith/patriotism/legitimacy/citizenship of their opponents because that strategy gave rise to Trump. But it's also the only thing keeping Trump in the race having at least a decent shot of becoming…

I haven't seen the original, but I have seen interviews with its producer, David Wolper. And he effectively admitted that he gave more screen time to white actors than the story really called for because he thought that was the only way to get white people to watch.