That "long-standing history" did wonders for Conan.

Also, everything else on Fusion sucks.

Kodachrome died six years ago. (But the song's still good.)

Yes, this sounds a little bit like, "We'll sell you a razor for a dollar, but replacement blades are 50 bucks."

Serendipity, no?

That's not the fault of digital media, that's the fault of [some of] the people who use it. It's like blaming Gutenberg for the existence of Teen Beat.

Except for the facial hair.

He better call Natalie with the shit hair

Robert Plant walks away and into a waiting car, his voice gradually sliding down into a pleasant baritone

How do you think he got the name?

*Coda files lawsuit*

More like Leno and Marsalis.

But they man-hug at the beginning of every show! Chemistry!

That's not entirely fair. It's true that Fallon is not a strong monologist and his sycophancy gets very tiring, but crediting his success to stunts is a copout. A lot of his strongest moments are him and Higgins just screwing around in the comedy spot. Sometimes they go way off-topic, clearly enjoying each other's…

I hate to blame problems like this on tangential issues, but he really has seemed to have difficulty adjusting to the much bigger room that is the Ed Sullivan Theater. When a joke doesn't land, he doesn't seem to realize it until it's reached the back of the audience in a different time zone and bounced back without…

YEEEEEAAAAHHH!!!

Paintball!

If I remember correctly, a lot of the priggishness about alcohol became formalized after Congress banned tobacco advertising. Broadcasters wanted to avoid a full alcohol ban, so they made their own policies like the since-abandoned decision not to accept ads for hard liquor.

What the fuck is it with Indiana? Just roll over for huge corporations like the rest of America, will ya?

You know how they talk about all the work mothers do that they don't get paid for? Julia's just accepting all of that pay on their behalf.