If not, Bryce will create a computer generated version of him.

I'll just take the Scotch, thank you.

In fairness, Louie was a terrible host on Family Feud. Regardless of what the reality was, he seemed like he just didn't care and was constantly going through the motions, which is amplified when you're known for having a droning voice. For whatever reason, all the likability that comes across in this interview was…

Sit down, Hawk.

Talking cars age at half the human rate.

Never go full… Robert.

Needs more Wolfman Jack.

Too bad he didn't have a horrifying, face-mangling accident like Hank Williams, Jr. to send him in another musical direction.

His dad was Francis Albert and he was Francis Wayne, so Ol' Blue Eyes did give him an out.

In between bouts of roid rage, that is.

How about the story of a neo-con columnist who finds himself pregnant and suffering from preeclampsia: Gerson on Bedrest

I anxiously await the next series where Michael Emerson plays That Weird Guy.

We had already moved on to our glorious conquest of Afghanistan.

Goddammit!!!

As opposed to him blowing up the henchman-filled office of a violent drug kingpin and just walking away?

Three words: Huell booty calls

I'm sure Chuck and Kim could pick up the slack if necessary.

I think people in these cases often confuse the legal issues of trademark with copyright. If you can prove that a company has not been actively defending its trademarks, you've got a plausible case to get those trademarks revoked. But copyright doesn't work that way.

Let's hear it for billable hours, everybody!

And the cigarette woman looks EXACTLY like what I'd imagine out of Margo Martindale's stunt double.