They make her look like the Tom Mullica of attorneys.

I'm guessing ABC would not license that to them. All of the chase footage came from CBS, KTTV, KTLA, and (mostly) NBC.

It's The Dancing Cubas!
(enter five unrelated black men with vaguely similar haircuts)

There's a Patty Duke Show joke hidden in there somewhere.

Now David, I want to to imagine that you went all the way to McDonald's for a McRib, and you just found out they discontinued them for the season.

Is there something I could shove in your face?

32 Crimes of Passion Boulevard

My name's Moe, and I invented it. That's why it's called Moe-cap. What are you looking at?

We can only hope he died on the way back to his home planet. Or that the rainbow just crushed him.

And falling off bicycles.

It can do two things.

The post-show audio podcasts they did for Breaking Bad were interesting, but too long. If they could find a happy medium between that and the promotional giddiness of Talking Dead, I'd be happy.

I was hoping for "Miami is Nice."

None that would Stan the test of time.

Louie Anderson's tenure as host of Family Feud showed there's a huge market for game shows hosted by fat men with sad, gravelly voices.

But you can stay there for only $4 a night.

Coming in 2017… fluoridated water! Fuck brushing.

Mmmmmmmm… rot gut.

Just don't go to SNPP. Worst. Property. Ever.

Eventually the 3 (and only 3) networks started rotating the Watergate hearings, so it didn't totally blow daytime TV off the map for months.