I concur.  I must have missed the title sequence because when I channel-surfed my way to ABC, I spent ten minutes trying to figure out what the hell I was watching.

"If you touch one hair on his head, I swear to God I'll inject your kid with chickenpox!"

Given the regularity with which the townsfolk form mobs, it makes more sense than an outsider might initially believe.

One shouldn't be moved by a man being rewarded for his heroic deeds with a handle upgrade, from Lardbutt to Hardbutt, and yet…

Are you employed, sir?

Seinfeld had an entire episode devoted to such an relationship, between George and Elaine, with Jerry as the "Even Steven" fulcrum.

Did you pray for salvation from your lustful thoughts about that gypsy temptress Matthew Broderick?

I tagged along with my older sister and her friends on a trip to the drive thru when I was quite young.  It was my weirdest double-feature:  In the Line of Fire and Sleepless in Seattle.

@avclub-945ba977c27d196cdeaf6cbe4ff682f4:disqus : I always assumed they were the equivalent of the Non-Aligned Nations voting bloc in the UN, which was after a middle ground between the American and Soviet power players.

Long Live The Carnival of Crime!

Birthday Pie is the best.

No one thought the movie was going to be a classic, but banishment to the Phantom Zone seemed an excessive punishment.

I'm not intimidating enough to pull that off, so I've adopted the passive-agressive ploy of pretending not to remember the names of self-important or pompous people.